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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 205282" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: It had no guts!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: A pumpkin patch.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin? </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Cut it out!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Squash</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Q: Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A: Because they just had their brains scooped out!</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 205282, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms]Q: Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? A: It had no guts! Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A: A pumpkin patch. Q: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin? A: Cut it out! Q: What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? A: Squash Q: Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles? A: Because they just had their brains scooped out![/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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