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Message: <blockquote data-quote="WeeHector" data-source="post: 203923" data-attributes="member: 14301">An Irishman is travelling to Paris on a TGV (High-Speed Train) at 300 kilometres an hour. Suddenly, he says to the man sitting opposite him "Did you just see that? There were 47 horses in that field."A short while later he cries out "Cheezus! There are 98 sheep in that field."The man becomes interested and looks out of the window. Moments later they speed past a field of cows which appear as no ore than a blur. "One hundred and two cows in that field."Just a little later, as they pass a field of sheep he announces "143 sheep down there."The man is taken aback and asks how he is able to count the animals so quickly as they can barely be seen from the train."Oh, t'is simple, Sir. I just count the legs and divide by four."</blockquote>