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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 203574" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Two priests were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' topless blonde came walking straight towards them .............They couldn't help but stare.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">As the blonde passed them she smiled and said</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous topless blonde came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them and said 'Good morning Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">'Yes, Father</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">She stood proudly in her little bikini and replied, 'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.. ' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 203574, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms]Two priests were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' topless blonde came walking straight towards them .............They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous topless blonde came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them and said 'Good morning Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady. 'Yes, Father 'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She stood proudly in her little bikini and replied, 'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.. ' [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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