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<blockquote data-quote="Blade Canyon" data-source="post: 201275" data-attributes="member: 15302">Two Irish priests made it a habit to meet for lunch Wednesdays.&nbsp; They would ride their bikes to a meeting point halfway between the parishes.&nbsp; One day, one priest shows up on foot with no bicycle.&nbsp; &quot;I'm all in a tizzy,&quot; he tells the other priest.&nbsp; &quot;I think one of my parishioners has stolen my bicycle, and I don't know who it is or what to do about it.&quot;The other priest tells him, &quot;Next week give a sermon on the Ten Commandments, and when you get to 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' really drive the point home.&nbsp; The thief will feel so guilty he will return your bicycle.&quot;Next week they meet up on Wednesday, and both are on their bicycles.&nbsp; &quot;Oh, I see you got your bike back.&nbsp; Did my idea for the sermon work?&quot;The other priest replied, &quot;I did use your idea for the sermon, but it wasn't really necessary.&nbsp; When I was going through the Commandments, I got to the one that says, 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and t'was then I remembered where I left my bicycle!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Blade Canyon, post: 201275, member: 15302"] Two Irish priests made it a habit to meet for lunch Wednesdays. They would ride their bikes to a meeting point halfway between the parishes. One day, one priest shows up on foot with no bicycle. "I'm all in a tizzy," he tells the other priest. "I think one of my parishioners has stolen my bicycle, and I don't know who it is or what to do about it." The other priest tells him, "Next week give a sermon on the Ten Commandments, and when you get to 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' really drive the point home. The thief will feel so guilty he will return your bicycle." Next week they meet up on Wednesday, and both are on their bicycles. "Oh, I see you got your bike back. Did my idea for the sermon work?" The other priest replied, "I did use your idea for the sermon, but it wasn't really necessary. When I was going through the Commandments, I got to the one that says, 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and t'was then I remembered where I left my bicycle!" [/QUOTE]

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