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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 200317" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"> <span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>A priest wanted to raise money for his church, and being told that there</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>was a future in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>him in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for a</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>horse was so steep that he ended up buying a donkey instead.</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>He figured that since he had it, he might just as well enter it in the</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>race. To his surprise, the Donkey came in third. The next day, the</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>racing sheet carried this headline: "PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS".</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>The priest was pleased with the donkey and entered it in the races</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>again. This time it won. The paper read: "PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT".</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>priest not to enter the donkey in anymore races. The newspapers read:</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>"BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS".</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>This was just too much for the bishop and he ordered the priest to get</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>rid of the donkey. The priest gave the donkey to a nun at a nearby</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>convent and the headlines read: "NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN".</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to dispose</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>of the donkey. She sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The paper stated:</strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>"NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS".</strong> <strong>They buried the Bishop the next day......<img src="http://www.cowgal2luv.8m.com/hangingbg.art" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 200317, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms] [FONT=comic sans ms][B]A priest wanted to raise money for his church, and being told that there[/B][/FONT] [B]was a future in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter[/B] [B]him in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for a[/B] [B]horse was so steep that he ended up buying a donkey instead.[/B] [B]He figured that since he had it, he might just as well enter it in the[/B] [B]race. To his surprise, the Donkey came in third. The next day, the[/B] [B]racing sheet carried this headline: "PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS".[/B] [B]The priest was pleased with the donkey and entered it in the races[/B] [B]again. This time it won. The paper read: "PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT".[/B] [B]The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the[/B] [B]priest not to enter the donkey in anymore races. The newspapers read:[/B] [B]"BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS".[/B] [B]This was just too much for the bishop and he ordered the priest to get[/B] [B]rid of the donkey. The priest gave the donkey to a nun at a nearby[/B] [B]convent and the headlines read: "NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN".[/B] [B]The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to dispose[/B] [B]of the donkey. She sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The paper stated:[/B] [B]"NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS".[/B] [B]They buried the Bishop the next day......[IMG]http://www.cowgal2luv.8m.com/hangingbg.art[/IMG][/B] [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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