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<blockquote data-quote="WeeHector" data-source="post: 197881" data-attributes="member: 14301"><p>A young Corsican is about to be married and decides to ask his father for some advice about what he should do on the first night.</p><p></p><p>"You take her into the bedroom" replies the father "and you throw her onto the bed, for a Corsican is strong."</p><p>"Next you tear off her clothes, for a Corsican is passionate."</p><p>"Then you undress and show yourself to her, for a Corsican is handsome."</p><p></p><p>They meet up for breakfast the day after the wedding and the father asks how things went the night before.</p><p></p><p>"I picked her up and threw her onto the bed, for a Corsican is strong."</p><p>"Next I ripped off her clothes, for a Corsican is passionate."</p><p>"Then I undressed myself and stood before her, for a Corsican is handsome."</p><p></p><p>"And what happened next?" asked the father.</p><p></p><p>"Then I masturbated, for a Corsican desires nothing more than independence."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WeeHector, post: 197881, member: 14301"] A young Corsican is about to be married and decides to ask his father for some advice about what he should do on the first night. "You take her into the bedroom" replies the father "and you throw her onto the bed, for a Corsican is strong." "Next you tear off her clothes, for a Corsican is passionate." "Then you undress and show yourself to her, for a Corsican is handsome." They meet up for breakfast the day after the wedding and the father asks how things went the night before. "I picked her up and threw her onto the bed, for a Corsican is strong." "Next I ripped off her clothes, for a Corsican is passionate." "Then I undressed myself and stood before her, for a Corsican is handsome." "And what happened next?" asked the father. "Then I masturbated, for a Corsican desires nothing more than independence." [/QUOTE]
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