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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 196699" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Mike and Jimmy were walking home from town after a night of bar-hopping. They had no money to get a taxi and were staggering all over the place when they found themselves outside the bus depot on Danube Road.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Mike had an idea. He said to Jimmy, "Go in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here and keep a watch for the police."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">So Jimmy went into the garage and was gone for about twenty minutes. Mike was starting to wonder what was taking him so long.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Eventually Mike stuck his head around the door and saw Jimmy running from bus to bus and looking very worried.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">"Terry! What are you doing?" Mike asked.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">"I can't find a number 47 anywhere Mike," Jimmy replied. "The 47 is the only bus that stops at our house."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Mike rolled his eyes. "Ohhhh," he groaned, "How stupid can you get? It doesn't need to be a 47 for us to get home!" He walked over to a bus. "Here, we'll take this one," he said. "It's a number 25. It stops at the roundabout. We can just get off there and walk the rest of the way!"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 196699, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms]Mike and Jimmy were walking home from town after a night of bar-hopping. They had no money to get a taxi and were staggering all over the place when they found themselves outside the bus depot on Danube Road. Mike had an idea. He said to Jimmy, "Go in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here and keep a watch for the police." So Jimmy went into the garage and was gone for about twenty minutes. Mike was starting to wonder what was taking him so long. Eventually Mike stuck his head around the door and saw Jimmy running from bus to bus and looking very worried. "Terry! What are you doing?" Mike asked. "I can't find a number 47 anywhere Mike," Jimmy replied. "The 47 is the only bus that stops at our house." Mike rolled his eyes. "Ohhhh," he groaned, "How stupid can you get? It doesn't need to be a 47 for us to get home!" He walked over to a bus. "Here, we'll take this one," he said. "It's a number 25. It stops at the roundabout. We can just get off there and walk the rest of the way!" [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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