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<blockquote data-quote="480sparky" data-source="post: 194840" data-attributes="member: 15805"><p>Tim was all exited about his first try at ice fishing. He had gone to the local sporting goods store and bought everything he needed.</p><p></p><p>The next morning, he ventured out onto the ice. Finding what he figured would be a suitable spot, he stopped, got out his auger, and proceeded to drill a hole through the ice. He was only an inch or so down when a voice came booming down from above..... "There's no fish there!"</p><p></p><p>Tim stopped, looked up, surprised and quizzed. He then packed everything up and walked down the ice a bit further.</p><p></p><p>Finding another spot, he got his auger out and started to cut another hole in the ice. Again, a voice came booming down from above... "There no fish <em>there</em>!"</p><p></p><p>Again, Tim stopped and looked up, not saying a word. And again, he packed up all his new gear, waffled down the ice a bit, and stopped. Before he could even start turning his auger, the voice came booming down from above once more..... "There no fish there either!!!!!"</p><p></p><p>Tim looked up, very humbled by the experience. Finally, in a weak and trembling voice, he spoke to the heavens. "Is that you, God?"</p><p></p><p>The voice answered: "No! This is the rink manager!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="480sparky, post: 194840, member: 15805"] Tim was all exited about his first try at ice fishing. He had gone to the local sporting goods store and bought everything he needed. The next morning, he ventured out onto the ice. Finding what he figured would be a suitable spot, he stopped, got out his auger, and proceeded to drill a hole through the ice. He was only an inch or so down when a voice came booming down from above..... "There's no fish there!" Tim stopped, looked up, surprised and quizzed. He then packed everything up and walked down the ice a bit further. Finding another spot, he got his auger out and started to cut another hole in the ice. Again, a voice came booming down from above... "There no fish [I]there[/I]!" Again, Tim stopped and looked up, not saying a word. And again, he packed up all his new gear, waffled down the ice a bit, and stopped. Before he could even start turning his auger, the voice came booming down from above once more..... "There no fish there either!!!!!" Tim looked up, very humbled by the experience. Finally, in a weak and trembling voice, he spoke to the heavens. "Is that you, God?" The voice answered: "No! This is the rink manager!" [/QUOTE]
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