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<blockquote data-quote="480sparky" data-source="post: 194583" data-attributes="member: 15805">George Lucas is starting production of a new movie.&nbsp; He calls Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger into his office.&quot;Guys, I'm making a new movie.&nbsp; It's going to be a hard-hitting, action-packed adventure....... and it's going to be based on the lives of famous classical musicians.&nbsp; And I'm going to let each of you choose who you want to portray in the movie.&nbsp; Chuck, how about you?&quot;Chuck Norris replies, &quot;Well, you know, George.... 40 years ago when I tried to introduce karate to America, no one understood it.&nbsp; And when Mozart wrote his music, no one understood it either.&nbsp; I think I would do good playing Mozart.&quot;George said, &quot;OK, Chuck, you're Mozart.&nbsp; How about you, Jean-Claude?&quot;Jean-Claude said, &quot;George, I got an image problem.&nbsp; NO ONE knows who I am.&nbsp; But EVERYONE knows Beethoven.&nbsp; They know his music, they know his bust, they know his name.&nbsp; I think my career will take off by playing Beethoven.&quot;George responded, &quot;OK, Jean-Claude.... you're Beethoven.&nbsp; Arnie?&quot;Arnold Schwarzenegger paused for several seconds, then dead-pans, &quot;I'll be Bach!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="480sparky, post: 194583, member: 15805"] George Lucas is starting production of a new movie. He calls Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger into his office. "Guys, I'm making a new movie. It's going to be a hard-hitting, action-packed adventure....... and it's going to be based on the lives of famous classical musicians. And I'm going to let each of you choose who you want to portray in the movie. Chuck, how about you?" Chuck Norris replies, "Well, you know, George.... 40 years ago when I tried to introduce karate to America, no one understood it. And when Mozart wrote his music, no one understood it either. I think I would do good playing Mozart." George said, "OK, Chuck, you're Mozart. How about you, Jean-Claude?" Jean-Claude said, "George, I got an image problem. NO ONE knows who I am. But EVERYONE knows Beethoven. They know his music, they know his bust, they know his name. I think my career will take off by playing Beethoven." George responded, "OK, Jean-Claude.... you're Beethoven. Arnie?" Arnold Schwarzenegger paused for several seconds, then dead-pans, "I'll be Bach!" [/QUOTE]

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