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<blockquote data-quote="480sparky" data-source="post: 194577" data-attributes="member: 15805">The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding along on their horses late one day, and decided to stop and set up camp for the night.After pitching their tents, they started a fire and cooked dinner.&nbsp; As&nbsp; the sun went down, they told stories and sang some songs.&nbsp; When it&nbsp; finally got dark, they went into their tents and crawled into their&nbsp; bedrolls.In the middle of the night, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger up.&nbsp; &quot;Kemo Sabe..... look at sky,&quot; he said. &quot;What you see?&quot;The Lone Ranger replied, &quot;Millions of stars, twinkling like diamonds.&nbsp; Why, my faithful companion?&quot;Tonto answered, &quot;What that tell you?&quot;The Lone Ranger paused, and said, &quot;Well, astronomically, it tells me&nbsp; theirs billions of stars in millions of galaxies, and some of those&nbsp; stars have planets, and some of those planets might have life.&quot;Astrologically, it tells me that Mars is in the constellation Leo.&quot;Theologically, it tells me God is powerful and great, and we're just small and insignificant.&quot;Meteorology, it tells me we're going to have great weather tomorrow.&quot;Chronologically, it tells me it's about a quarter after 2.&nbsp; Why, Tonto?&nbsp; What does it tell you?&quot;Tonto dead-pans, &quot;Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo chit.&nbsp; Someone stole tents.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="480sparky, post: 194577, member: 15805"] The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding along on their horses late one day, and decided to stop and set up camp for the night. After pitching their tents, they started a fire and cooked dinner. As the sun went down, they told stories and sang some songs. When it finally got dark, they went into their tents and crawled into their bedrolls. In the middle of the night, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger up. "Kemo Sabe..... look at sky," he said. "What you see?" The Lone Ranger replied, "Millions of stars, twinkling like diamonds. Why, my faithful companion?" Tonto answered, "What that tell you?" The Lone Ranger paused, and said, "Well, astronomically, it tells me theirs billions of stars in millions of galaxies, and some of those stars have planets, and some of those planets might have life. "Astrologically, it tells me that Mars is in the constellation Leo. "Theologically, it tells me God is powerful and great, and we're just small and insignificant. "Meteorology, it tells me we're going to have great weather tomorrow. "Chronologically, it tells me it's about a quarter after 2. Why, Tonto? What does it tell [I]you[/I]?" Tonto dead-pans, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo chit. Someone stole tents." [/QUOTE]

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