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<blockquote data-quote="Michael J." data-source="post: 194181" data-attributes="member: 13861"><p>The Nun - brilliant</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The nun replied, 'He went that way.'</p><p></p><p>After the MP's ran off, the soldier</p><p>crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough</p><p>Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ...'</p><p></p><p>The nun said, 'I understand completely.'</p><p></p><p>The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'</p><p></p><p>The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either !!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Michael J., post: 194181, member: 13861"] The Nun - brilliant A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ...' The nun said, 'I understand completely.' The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either !! [/QUOTE]
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