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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 192548" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Stuttering Cat - as explained by a Grade 4 student</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>"That must've been scary," said the teacher.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>"It sure was," said the little girl.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>"My kitty raised her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Fffffff,' but before she could say 'Fuck!,' the Rottweiler ate her!"</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The teacher had to leave the room.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 192548, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Stuttering Cat - as explained by a Grade 4 student A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Fffffff,' but before she could say 'Fuck!,' the Rottweiler ate her!" The teacher had to leave the room.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR] [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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