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<blockquote data-quote="Kodiak" data-source="post: 177131" data-attributes="member: 15426"><p>=)</p><p></p><p>A father was a little late to buy a birthday gift for his daughter…</p><p></p><p>At the toy shop:</p><p>• …and what would you have in the Barbie newer collection?</p><p>* This tennis Barbie is the newest addition.</p><p>• Na…</p><p>* Oh yes, there is the "Barbie teacher" as well?</p><p>• Show me the biggest Barbie box you have…</p><p>* Here is the divorce Barbie, very expensive…</p><p>• Divorce? $…???</p><p>* Yes, just under 500$!</p><p>• 500… What's in it?</p><p>* Well, it contains Kent's car, house, boat…</p><p>_________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>A friend of mine wanted to cheer me up with that joke!</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000080">"You are lucky in a way with your divorce, you draw a line and all</span></p><p><span style="color: #000080">are going one with their lives… and you keep your boys… that's great!</span></p><p></p><p><em>Yeah… you may be right… but you have your kids too…!</em></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000080">The big difference is the line.</span></p><p></p><p><em>…???</em></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000080">I never could draw that line and that hurts…</span></p><p></p><p><em>My friend has lost his wife to cancer within 10 days!</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kodiak, post: 177131, member: 15426"] =) A father was a little late to buy a birthday gift for his daughter… At the toy shop: • …and what would you have in the Barbie newer collection? * This tennis Barbie is the newest addition. • Na… * Oh yes, there is the "Barbie teacher" as well? • Show me the biggest Barbie box you have… * Here is the divorce Barbie, very expensive… • Divorce? $…??? * Yes, just under 500$! • 500… What's in it? * Well, it contains Kent's car, house, boat… _________________________________________________ A friend of mine wanted to cheer me up with that joke! [COLOR="#000080"]"You are lucky in a way with your divorce, you draw a line and all are going one with their lives… and you keep your boys… that's great![/COLOR] [I]Yeah… you may be right… but you have your kids too…![/I] [COLOR="#000080"]The big difference is the line.[/COLOR] [I]…???[/I] [COLOR="#000080"]I never could draw that line and that hurts…[/COLOR] [I]My friend has lost his wife to cancer within 10 days![/I] [/QUOTE]
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