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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 170691" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>themselves on a bar stool.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; as you </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>can see, we're joined side by side at the hip. I’m John, he's </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Jim. Two Molson beers, draft please." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>polite conversation while pouring the beers.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong> "Been on holiday yet, boys"?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Jim agrees. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>the history, the beer, the culture..." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 170691, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip. I’m John, he's Jim. Two Molson beers, draft please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B] "Been on holiday yet, boys"?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B] "Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Jim agrees. "Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..." "Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B] "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude." "So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender. "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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