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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 168081" data-attributes="member: 14174">One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa onthe golf course, heard the noise and called out, &quot;Are you okay, what's your name?&quot;&quot;It's Jack, and I'm OK thanks,&quot; I replied.&quot;Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'llget help to get the cart up later.&quot;&quot;That's mighty nice of you&quot; I answered, &quot;but I don't think my wifewould like it.&quot;&quot;Oh, come on,&quot; Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive.&quot;Well Ok&quot;, I finally agreed, &quot;But my wife won't like it.&quot;After a restorative brandy, and some putting lessons <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink&nbsp; &nbsp; ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" />, I thanked myhost. &quot;I feel a lot better now,but I know my wife is going to be really upset.&quot;&quot;Don't be silly!&quot; Elizabeth said with a smile,&quot;She won't know anything, By the way, where is she?&quot;&quot;Under the cart.!&quot; I said.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 168081, member: 14174"] One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay, what's your name?" "It's Jack, and I'm OK thanks," I replied. "Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll get help to get the cart up later." "That's mighty nice of you" I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive. "Well Ok", I finally agreed, "But my wife won't like it." After a restorative brandy, and some putting lessons ;), I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset." "Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won't know anything, By the way, where is she?" "Under the cart.!" I said. [/QUOTE]

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