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<blockquote data-quote="WileyCoyote" data-source="post: 167506" data-attributes="member: 14124">There's nothing worse than a doctors receptionist insisting you tell her what's wrong in a room full of patients.&nbsp;We've all had this experience at some time.An old guy walks into a crowded surgery &amp; the receptionist said,&quot;Yes sir, What are you seeing the doctor for today?&quot;&nbsp;&quot;There's something wrong with my penis,&quot;he replied.&nbsp;The receptionist became irritated &amp; said,&quot;You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Why not? you asked me what was wrong &amp; I told you,&quot; he said.&nbsp;&quot;You've obviously caused some embarresment in this room full of people,&quot; replied the receptionist.&quot;You should have said there was something wrong with your ear or something &amp; then discussed the problem with the doctor in private.&quot;&nbsp;The man walked out, waited several minutes &amp; then re-entered.&nbsp;The receptionist smiled smuggly &amp; asked,&quot;Yes?&quot;&nbsp;&quot;There's something wrong with my ear,&quot; the old guy said.&nbsp;The receptionist nodded approvingly &amp; smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.&quot;And what is wrong with your ear,Sir?&quot;&nbsp;&quot;I can't piss out of it ,&quot; the old bloke replied.The Doctors office erupted into laughter!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="WileyCoyote, post: 167506, member: 14124"] There's nothing worse than a doctors receptionist insisting you tell her what's wrong in a room full of patients. We've all had this experience at some time. An old guy walks into a crowded surgery & the receptionist said,"Yes sir, What are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my penis,"he replied. The receptionist became irritated & said,"You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? you asked me what was wrong & I told you," he said. "You've obviously caused some embarresment in this room full of people," replied the receptionist."You should have said there was something wrong with your ear or something & then discussed the problem with the doctor in private." The man walked out, waited several minutes & then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smuggly & asked,"Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," the old guy said. The receptionist nodded approvingly & smiled, knowing he had taken her advice."And what is wrong with your ear,Sir?" "I can't piss out of it ," the old bloke replied. The Doctors office erupted into laughter! [/QUOTE]

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