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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 167184" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. Lena went every Sunday and taught Sunday School. Ole went on Christmas and Easter and once in awhile, he went on one of the other Sundays. On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Lena and he noticed vhat a fine looking woman she was. </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">Vhile dey were taking up the collection, Ole leaned forward and said, "Hey, Lena, how about you and me go to dinner in New Ulm next Friday?" </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">"Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">Well, Ole couldn't believe his luck. All week long he polished up his old Ford, and on Friday he picked Lena up and took her to the finest restaurant in New Ulm. </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">When they sat down, Ole looked over at Lena and said, "Hey, Lena, vould you like a cocktail before dinner?" </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">"Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">Vell, Ole was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. Then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. "Hey, Lena," said Ole, "vould you like a smoke?" </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">"Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">Vell, Ole vas feeling pretty low after that, so he yust got in his Ford and vas driving Lena home ven dey passed the Hot Springs Motel. He'd struck out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">"Hey, Lena," said Ole, "how vould you like to stop at that motel with me?" </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">"Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">Vell, Ole couldn't believe his luck. He did a U-turn right then and there across the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in vith Lena. </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">The next morning Ole got up first. He looked at Lena lying there in the bed, her gray curls on the pillow. </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">"Vat have I done? Vat have I done?" thought Ole. </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">He shook Lena and she woke up. "Lena, I've got to ask you von ting," said Ole. "Vat are you going to tell your Sunday School class?" </span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 9px">"Lena said, "The same ting I alvays tell dem. You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time!" </span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 167184, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=1]Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. Lena went every Sunday and taught Sunday School. Ole went on Christmas and Easter and once in awhile, he went on one of the other Sundays. On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Lena and he noticed vhat a fine looking woman she was. Vhile dey were taking up the collection, Ole leaned forward and said, "Hey, Lena, how about you and me go to dinner in New Ulm next Friday?" "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. Well, Ole couldn't believe his luck. All week long he polished up his old Ford, and on Friday he picked Lena up and took her to the finest restaurant in New Ulm. When they sat down, Ole looked over at Lena and said, "Hey, Lena, vould you like a cocktail before dinner?" "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" Vell, Ole was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. Then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. "Hey, Lena," said Ole, "vould you like a smoke?" "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" Vell, Ole vas feeling pretty low after that, so he yust got in his Ford and vas driving Lena home ven dey passed the Hot Springs Motel. He'd struck out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. "Hey, Lena," said Ole, "how vould you like to stop at that motel with me?" "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. Vell, Ole couldn't believe his luck. He did a U-turn right then and there across the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in vith Lena. The next morning Ole got up first. He looked at Lena lying there in the bed, her gray curls on the pillow. "Vat have I done? Vat have I done?" thought Ole. He shook Lena and she woke up. "Lena, I've got to ask you von ting," said Ole. "Vat are you going to tell your Sunday School class?" "Lena said, "The same ting I alvays tell dem. You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time!" [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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