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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 166132" data-attributes="member: 14174"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says, </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession: </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years! </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I cannot hold your past against you, maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our se x life a bit?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">She said, 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales. . .' </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 166132, member: 14174"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman]A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says, [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession: [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.' The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years! [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I cannot hold your past against you, maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our se x life a bit?' She said, 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales. . .' [/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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