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<blockquote data-quote="WileyCoyote" data-source="post: 165987" data-attributes="member: 14124">A Kiwi and an Aussie go to a pastry shop.&nbsp;The Kiwi whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice.&nbsp;The Kiwi says to the Aussie:&nbsp;&nbsp; You see how clever we Kiwi's are? You’ll never beat that!&nbsp;The Aussie says to the Kiwi:&nbsp; Watch this, an Aussie is always cleverer than a Kiwi.&nbsp;He says to the baker, give me a cookie, and I'll show you a magic trick!&nbsp;The baker gives him the cookie which the Aussie promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:&nbsp;Give me another cookie for my magic trick.&nbsp; The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.&nbsp;Then he says again:&nbsp; Give me one more cookie... The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.&nbsp;The Aussie eats this one too.&nbsp;Now the baker is really mad, and he yells:&nbsp; And where is your famous magic trick?&nbsp;The Aussie says:&nbsp;&nbsp; Look in the Kiwi’s pocket!<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="WileyCoyote, post: 165987, member: 14124"] A Kiwi and an Aussie go to a pastry shop. The Kiwi whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice. The Kiwi says to the Aussie: You see how clever we Kiwi's are? You’ll never beat that! The Aussie says to the Kiwi: Watch this, an Aussie is always cleverer than a Kiwi. He says to the baker, give me a cookie, and I'll show you a magic trick! The baker gives him the cookie which the Aussie promptly eats. Then he says to the baker: Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says again: Give me one more cookie... The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway. The Aussie eats this one too. Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: And where is your famous magic trick? The Aussie says: Look in the Kiwi’s pocket! :D [/QUOTE]

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