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<blockquote data-quote="crycocyon" data-source="post: 165754" data-attributes="member: 13076"><p>Two pilots (originally the joke had Ukrainian Pilots but let's just make them any pilot you prefer) were en route to landing their commercial aircraft at an airport. As they approached the landing strip, the co-pilot said to the pilot "I don't know if we will be able to make that runway, it looks a bit too short". The pilot then said reassuringly to the co-pilot "No don't worry, we'll make it". As they got nearer and ready to land, the co-pilot said once again to the pilot "I really don't think we'll be able to make this runway, it is just to short". The pilot said again to the co-pilot "It's ok, don't worry, we'll make it". So they come in for the landing and the plane touches down. They make their way down the runway and sure enough go off the runway into the grassy area and crash there. The two pilots were ok and came stumbling out of the plane and the co-pilot said to the pilot "See?!! I told you it was too short!", and the pilot said "Ya, but look how <em><strong>wide</strong></em> it is!". </p><p></p><p><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="crycocyon, post: 165754, member: 13076"] Two pilots (originally the joke had Ukrainian Pilots but let's just make them any pilot you prefer) were en route to landing their commercial aircraft at an airport. As they approached the landing strip, the co-pilot said to the pilot "I don't know if we will be able to make that runway, it looks a bit too short". The pilot then said reassuringly to the co-pilot "No don't worry, we'll make it". As they got nearer and ready to land, the co-pilot said once again to the pilot "I really don't think we'll be able to make this runway, it is just to short". The pilot said again to the co-pilot "It's ok, don't worry, we'll make it". So they come in for the landing and the plane touches down. They make their way down the runway and sure enough go off the runway into the grassy area and crash there. The two pilots were ok and came stumbling out of the plane and the co-pilot said to the pilot "See?!! I told you it was too short!", and the pilot said "Ya, but look how [I][B]wide[/B][/I] it is!". ;) [/QUOTE]
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