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<blockquote data-quote="WileyCoyote" data-source="post: 164496" data-attributes="member: 14124">Two rednecks walk into a restaurant. While&nbsp; having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
 
Suddenly, a&nbsp; woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. 
 
&nbsp; After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of&nbsp; the rednecks looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?
 
... The woman shakes&nbsp; her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
 
 The woman begins to turn&nbsp; blue, and shakes her head no. 
 
 The redneck walks over to the woman,&nbsp; lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt&nbsp; cheek a lick with his tongue.
 
 The woman is so shocked that she has a&nbsp; violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to&nbsp; breathe again.

 The redneck walks slowly back to his table, sits back down and&nbsp; resumes eating. 
 
 His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there&nbsp; 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="WileyCoyote, post: 164496, member: 14124"] [INDENT]Two rednecks walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the rednecks looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar? ... The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The redneck walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again. The redneck walks slowly back to his table, sits back down and resumes eating. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' :D[/INDENT] [/QUOTE]

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