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<blockquote data-quote="STM" data-source="post: 163637" data-attributes="member: 12827"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: #000000">A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">"</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 10px">Not yet," said the little boy.His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 10px">"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 10px">"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 10px">Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?"</span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="STM, post: 163637, member: 12827"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#000000]A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial] [COLOR=#000000] "[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=2]Not yet," said the little boy.His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.[/SIZE] The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?"[/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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