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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 163009" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">FISH JOKES.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">What did the fish say when he posted bail?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">"I'm off the hook!"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Why don't fish like basketball?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Cause they're afraid of the net</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Which fish can perform operations?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A Sturgeon!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">What do you call a fish with a tie?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">soFISHticated</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A Loan shark!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Just for the halibut!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Who do fish always know how much they weigh? </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Because they have their own scales.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Good morning ladies.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">What did the salmon say when he swam into a wall?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Damn!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">What does the pope eat during lent?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Holy mackerel!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">What do you call a lazy crayfish? </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Slobster</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">What happens when you put nutella on salmon? </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">You get salmonella</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">What did the magician say to the fisherman?</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Pick a cod, any cod!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 163009, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms]FISH JOKES. What did the fish say when he posted bail? "I'm off the hook!" Why don't fish like basketball? Cause they're afraid of the net Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon! What do you call a fish with a tie? soFISHticated What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A Loan shark! Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut! Who do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales. What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Good morning ladies. What did the salmon say when he swam into a wall? Damn! What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel! What do you call a lazy crayfish? Slobster What happens when you put nutella on salmon? You get salmonella What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod! [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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