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<blockquote data-quote="mikew_RIP" data-source="post: 159955" data-attributes="member: 14174">There&nbsp; I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a really big,&nbsp; trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in&nbsp; one swig.&quot;Well, whatcha gonna do about it?&quot; he says menacingly, as I&nbsp; burst into tears.&quot;Come on, man,&quot; the biker says, &quot;I didn't think you'd&nbsp; CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.&quot;&quot;This is the worst day of my&nbsp; life,&quot; I said. &quot;I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss&nbsp; fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I&nbsp; don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my&nbsp; wife in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me, so I came to this bar to&nbsp; work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, drop the capsule in&nbsp; it, and was sitting here watching the poison dissolve when you show up and drink&nbsp; the whole thing!! But enough about me, how's your day going?&quot;&nbsp;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="mikew_RIP, post: 159955, member: 14174"] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a really big, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me, so I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, drop the capsule in it, and was sitting here watching the poison dissolve when you show up and drink the whole thing!! But enough about me, how's your day going?"[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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