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<blockquote data-quote="STM" data-source="post: 158632" data-attributes="member: 12827"><p>Fellow musicians will get a kick out of this one.............</p><p></p><p>15 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR ON A MUSICIAN'S TOUR BUS... </p><p> </p><p> 15. Man, what a kick playing all those old Glenn Miller stock arrangements, eh?</p><p> 14. I love it when the trumpet players lay back like that...it makes playing drums so easy... </p><p> 13. Wow, everyone played perfectly in tune all night long, again </p><p> 12. The leader got all the tempos exactly right, again! </p><p> 11. Why is that cigarette shaped so funny? </p><p> 10. Shouldn't we turn around and go back for the drummer? </p><p> 9. Checkmate! </p><p> 8. Sure. go ahead and roll 'em down the aisle all you want. They're only cymbals. </p><p> 7. So, I just walked her home, kissed her goodnight, and came back to the bus. </p><p> 6. No, the monitor mix was perfect. I just screwed up. </p><p> 5. Why is there porno in the VCR? </p><p> 4. Can you believe all the money we're getting? </p><p> 3. Boy, I can't wait till we get to Omaha! </p><p> 2. No thanks, I don't want another beer, I am trying to cut back. </p><p> 1. Ladies, I need to see some proof of age please.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="STM, post: 158632, member: 12827"] Fellow musicians will get a kick out of this one............. 15 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR ON A MUSICIAN'S TOUR BUS... 15. Man, what a kick playing all those old Glenn Miller stock arrangements, eh? 14. I love it when the trumpet players lay back like that...it makes playing drums so easy... 13. Wow, everyone played perfectly in tune all night long, again 12. The leader got all the tempos exactly right, again! 11. Why is that cigarette shaped so funny? 10. Shouldn't we turn around and go back for the drummer? 9. Checkmate! 8. Sure. go ahead and roll 'em down the aisle all you want. They're only cymbals. 7. So, I just walked her home, kissed her goodnight, and came back to the bus. 6. No, the monitor mix was perfect. I just screwed up. 5. Why is there porno in the VCR? 4. Can you believe all the money we're getting? 3. Boy, I can't wait till we get to Omaha! 2. No thanks, I don't want another beer, I am trying to cut back. 1. Ladies, I need to see some proof of age please. [/QUOTE]
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