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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 158608" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><u>Children Are Quick </u></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>TEACHER: Why are you late? </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>STUDENT: Class started before I got here. </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>____________________________________ </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>__________________________________________ </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?' </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>TEACHER: No, that's wrong </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how <u>I</u> spell it. </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>(I Love this child) </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>____________________________________________ </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>TEACHER: Donald , what is the chemical formula for water? </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>DONALD: H I J K L M N O. </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>TEACHER: What are you talking about? </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>__________________________________ </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>TEACHER: Winnie , name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>WINNIE: Me! </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>(no confidence problem with this kid)</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>__________________________________________ </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>TEACHER: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty? </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>GLENN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>_______________________________________ </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>TEACHER: Millie , give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>MILLIE: "I is ... "</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>TEACHER, Interrupting: "No, Millie ..... Always say, 'I am.' "</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>MILLIE: "All right ... I <u>am</u> the ninth letter of the alphabet."</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>________________________________ </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>but also admitted it. Now, Louie , do you know why his father didn't punish him? </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand..... </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>______________________________________ </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>______________________________ </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>(I want to adopt this kid!!!) </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>___________________________________ </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>TEACHER: Harold , what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>HAROLD: A teacher . </strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 158608, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms] [B][U]Children Are Quick [/U][/B] [B]TEACHER: Why are you late? [/B] [B]STUDENT: Class started before I got here. [/B] [B]____________________________________ [/B] [B]TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? [/B] [B]JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. [/B] [B]__________________________________________ [/B] [B]TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?' [/B] [B]GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' [/B] [B]TEACHER: No, that's wrong [/B] [B]GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how [U]I[/U] spell it. [/B] [B](I Love this child) [/B] [B]____________________________________________ [/B] [B]TEACHER: Donald , what is the chemical formula for water? [/B] [B]DONALD: H I J K L M N O. [/B] [B]TEACHER: What are you talking about? [/B] [B]DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. [/B] [B]__________________________________ [/B] [B]TEACHER: Winnie , name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. [/B] [B]WINNIE: Me! [/B] [B](no confidence problem with this kid)[/B] [B]__________________________________________ [/B] [B]TEACHER: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty? [/B] [B]GLENN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. [/B] [B]_______________________________________ [/B] [B]TEACHER: Millie , give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' [/B] [B]MILLIE: "I is ... "[/B] [B]TEACHER, Interrupting: "No, Millie ..... Always say, 'I am.' "[/B] [B]MILLIE: "All right ... I [U]am[/U] the ninth letter of the alphabet."[/B] [B]________________________________ [/B] [B]TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, [/B] [B]but also admitted it. Now, Louie , do you know why his father didn't punish him? [/B] [B]LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand..... [/B] [B]______________________________________ [/B] [B]TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? [/B] [B]SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. [/B] [B]______________________________ [/B] [B]TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? [/B] [B]CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. [/B] [B](I want to adopt this kid!!!) [/B] [B]___________________________________ [/B] [B]TEACHER: Harold , what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? [/B] [B]HAROLD: A teacher . [/B] [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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