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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 158171" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">SOME FROM ACROSS THE POND: <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT </span></span></u></strong></p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">These are classified ads that were actually placed in U.K. newspapers: </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">___________________________________________ </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">FREE PUPPIES </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">1/2 Cocker Spaniel , 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">________________________________________________ </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">_______________________________________________________ </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">________________________________________________________ </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">JOINING NUDIST COLONY! </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">Must sell washer and dryer £100. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">_____________________________________________________________ </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">Worn once by mistake. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">Call Stephanie . </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">___________________________________________________________ </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">And the WINNER is... </span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica , 45 volumes. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. </span></strong></p> </p><p></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 158171, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms]SOME FROM ACROSS THE POND: [CENTER][CENTER][B][U][COLOR=red][FONT="Calibri"]BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT [/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER][FONT="Arial"] [/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]These are classified ads that were actually placed in U.K. newspapers: [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][FONT="Arial"] [/FONT][/CENTER][CENTER][FONT="Arial"] [/FONT][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]___________________________________________ [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][FONT="Arial"] [/FONT][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]FREE PUPPIES [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]1/2 Cocker Spaniel , 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]________________________________________________ [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][FONT="Arial"] [/FONT][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]_______________________________________________________ [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][FONT="Arial"] [/FONT][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]________________________________________________________ [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][FONT="Arial"] [/FONT][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]JOINING NUDIST COLONY! [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]Must sell washer and dryer £100. [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]_____________________________________________________________ [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][FONT="Arial"] [/FONT][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]Worn once by mistake. [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]Call Stephanie . [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]___________________________________________________________ [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][FONT="Arial"] [/FONT][/CENTER][CENTER][B][U][FONT="Calibri"]And the WINNER is... [/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][FONT="Arial"] [/FONT][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica , 45 volumes. [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT="Calibri"]No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. [/FONT][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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