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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 157243" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The old man sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana, watching the sun rise,</span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. </span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He yells out "Hey boy, what'cha got there?" </span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."</span></strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Boy says "Catch some chickens." </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong><strong>Boy just laughs and keeps walking. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape." </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Boy says back "Catch me some ducks." </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!" </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Boy just laughs and keeps walking. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>ducks caught in it. </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong><strong>Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. Old man says "Hey boy, what'cha </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>got there?" </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Boy says "It's a pussy willow." </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Old man says "Hold on, I'll get my hat." </strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 157243, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][B][SIZE=4]The old man sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana, watching the sun rise, sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, what'cha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire." [/SIZE][/B][SIZE=4][B]Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says "Catch some chickens." Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" [/B][B]Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand. Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says back "Catch me some ducks." Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it. [/B][B]Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. Old man says "Hey boy, what'cha got there?" Boy says "It's a pussy willow." Old man says "Hold on, I'll get my hat." [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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