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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 155949" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"> OLD GOLFER</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">One is a retired golfer in his late seventies and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it.</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history.</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun.</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Who wants to try out first?" The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 155949, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms] OLD GOLFER A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late seventies and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?" The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?" The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there." [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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