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<blockquote data-quote="Marilynne" data-source="post: 154791" data-attributes="member: 10234"><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> </p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">A man sits reading his paper when his wife enters the house; she approaches him in a most provocative manner. "Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asks in a soft sweet voice. Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies "No." Pursing her lips she give him a sexy little smile, reaches into her cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">Then stepping closer in she asks in a low sexy voice "Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" Intrigued he answers "Uh, no."</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">She gives him another sexy little smile, seductively reaches into her panties and ever so slowly removes a crumpled fifty dollar bill.</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black">"Now" she says as she leans down and whispers "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?" Totally confused and excited he stammers "No-o-o-o-o." "Well" she whispers in his ear, "then go look in the garage..."</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> </p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000"><span style="font-family: 'lucida console'"></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Marilynne, post: 154791, member: 10234"] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT] [INDENT][COLOR=#000][FONT=lucida console][FONT=lucida console][FONT=times new roman][INDENT] [INDENT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=black]A man sits reading his paper when his wife enters the house; she approaches him in a most provocative manner. "Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asks in a soft sweet voice. Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies "No." Pursing her lips she give him a sexy little smile, reaches into her cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. Then stepping closer in she asks in a low sexy voice "Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" Intrigued he answers "Uh, no." She gives him another sexy little smile, seductively reaches into her panties and ever so slowly removes a crumpled fifty dollar bill. "Now" she says as she leans down and whispers "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?" Totally confused and excited he stammers "No-o-o-o-o." "Well" she whispers in his ear, "then go look in the garage..."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/FONT] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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