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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 149726" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]</span> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'">[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]</span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'">[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]</span> [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT] <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'">[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]</span> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'">[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]</span> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]</span> [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A man walks into the Election office and says to the receptionist: </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate." </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The receptionist replied: "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.'' </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He was filling the form until he came to the question - ''Are you circumcised?'' </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">So he asked the receptionist "Is this question necessary?" </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She replied: "Sir, I'm sorry, but, if you are circumcised, you aren't eligible to run for election". </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He asked, "What possible difference would it make if I were circumcised?" </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She replied...."It's quite simple, sir - </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"></span></span>[/FONT]</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000">[/FONT]</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000">[/FONT]</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000">[/FONT]</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>[/FONT]</strong></p><p><strong>[/FONT]</strong></p><p><strong>[/FONT]</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 149726, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=bookman old style][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=bookman old style][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=times new roman][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] [FONT="Arial"]A man walks into the Election office and says to the receptionist: [/FONT] [FONT="Arial"][/FONT] [FONT="Arial"]"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate." [/FONT] [FONT="Arial"][/FONT] [FONT="Arial"]The receptionist replied: "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.'' [/FONT] [FONT="Arial"][/FONT] [FONT="Arial"]He was filling the form until he came to the question - ''Are you circumcised?'' [/FONT] [FONT="Arial"][/FONT] [FONT="Arial"]So he asked the receptionist "Is this question necessary?" [/FONT] [FONT="Arial"][/FONT] [FONT="Arial"]She replied: "Sir, I'm sorry, but, if you are circumcised, you aren't eligible to run for election". [/FONT] [FONT="Arial"]He asked, "What possible difference would it make if I were circumcised?" [/FONT] [FONT="Arial"][/FONT] [FONT="Arial"]She replied...."It's quite simple, sir - [/FONT] [FONT="Arial"][/FONT] [FONT="Arial"]To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick [/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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