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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 144148" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>Subject:</strong> 24 Hours to live</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td><strong>Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the</strong> <strong><br /> doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.</strong> <strong><br /> <br /> Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.<br /> <br /> Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.</strong><br /> <strong><br /> About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,</strong><br /> <strong><br /> 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.</strong><br /> <strong><br /> Could we please do it one more time?'</strong><br /> <strong><br /> Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.</strong> <strong><br /> Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch<br /> and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.</strong> <br /> <strong><br /> He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,</strong><br /> <strong>'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'</strong> <br /> <strong><br /> She says, 'Of course, Dear,' <br /> and they make love for the third time.</strong> <br /> <strong><br /> After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.</strong> <br /> <strong><br /> Morris, however, worried about his impending death,</strong> <strong>tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.</strong> <br /> <strong><br /> He taps his wife, who rouses. <br /> 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.</strong> <br /> <br /> <strong>Do you think we could...'</strong> <br /> <strong>At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough</strong> <strong>I have to <br /> get up in the morning... you don't.!'</strong><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </td></tr></table><p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 144148, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][B]Subject:[/B] 24 Hours to live [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial][FONT=arial][FONT=times new roman][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][TABLE="width: 100%"] [TR] [TD="width: 100%"][B]Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the[/B] [B] doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.[/B] [B] Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.[/B] [B] About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,[/B] [B] 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.[/B] [B] Could we please do it one more time?'[/B] [B] Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.[/B] [B] Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.[/B] [B] He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,[/B] [B]'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'[/B] [B] She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.[/B] [B] After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.[/B] [B] Morris, however, worried about his impending death,[/B] [B]tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.[/B] [B] He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.[/B] [B]Do you think we could...'[/B] [B]At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough[/B] [B]I have to get up in the morning... you don't.!'[/B] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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