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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 143191" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">WHAT WAS THE STUDENTS SCORE ON THIS TEST? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Of the page</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Become? * It will simply become wet</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Sleeps at night.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> An elephant that has only one hand..</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Large hands</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> It? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 143191, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms]WHAT WAS THE STUDENTS SCORE ON THIS TEST?[COLOR=black][FONT="Arial"] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]> > Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle > > Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom > Of the page > > Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid > > Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage > > Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams > > Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner > > Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half > > Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it > Become? * It will simply become wet > > Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he > Sleeps at night. > > Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find > An elephant that has only one hand.. > > Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four > Apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very > Large hands > > Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it > Take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built. > > Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking > It? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. > > > [/COLOR] [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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