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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 138792" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">SOME HUMOR FROM THE DAYS OF 2 LANE ROADS.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">OUT SO FAR</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">IT MAY GO HOME</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">IN ANOTHER CAR.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BURMASHAVE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">TRAINS DON'T WANDER</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">ALL OVER THE MAP</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">'CAUSE NOBODY SITS</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BY MISTAKE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">SHE THOUGHT IT WAS</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">HER HUSBAND JAKE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">TO GAIN A MINUTE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">YOU NEED YOUR HEAD</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">DROVE TOO LONG</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">DRIVER SNOOZING</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">WHAT HAPPENED NEXT</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">IS NOT AMUSING</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BROTHER SPEEDER</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">LET'S REHEARSE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">ALL TOGETHER</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">GOOD MORNING, NURSE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">CAUTIOUS RIDER</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">TO HER RECKLESS DEAR</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">LET'S HAVE LESS BULL</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">AND A LITTLE MORE STEER</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">SPEED WAS HIGH</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">WEATHER WAS NOT</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">TIRES WERE THIN</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">X MARKS THE SPOT</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">THEMIDNIGHT RIDE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">OF PAUL FOR BEER</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">LED TO A WARMER</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">HEMISPHERE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">AROUND THE CURVE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">LICKETY-SPLIT</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BEAUTIFUL CAR</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">WASN'T IT?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">NO MATTER THE PRICE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">NO MATTER HOW NEW</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">IN THE CAR IS YOU</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A GUY WHO DRIVES</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A CAR WIDE OPEN</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">IS NOT THINKIN'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">HE'S JUST HOPIN'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">AT INTERSECTIONS</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">LOOK EACH WAY</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">A HARP SOUNDS NICE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">EYES ON THE ROAD</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">THAT'S THE SKILLFUL</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">DRIVER'S CODE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">THE ONE WHO DRIVES</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">DEPENDS ON YOU</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">TO DO HIS THINKING</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"> and my personal favorite:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">CAR IN DITCH</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">DRIVER IN TREE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">THE MOON WAS FULL</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">AND SO WAS HE.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">BurmaShave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">PASSING SCHOOL ZONE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">TAKE IT SLOW</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">LET OUR LITTLE</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">SHAVERS GROW</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 138792, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms]SOME HUMOR FROM THE DAYS OF 2 LANE ROADS. DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT SO FAR IT MAY GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR. BURMASHAVE TRAINS DON'T WANDER ALL OVER THE MAP 'CAUSE NOBODY SITS IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP BurmaShave SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH BY MISTAKE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HER HUSBAND JAKE BurmaShave DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD TO GAIN A MINUTE YOU NEED YOUR HEAD YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT BurmaShave DROVE TOO LONG DRIVER SNOOZING WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IS NOT AMUSING BurmaShave BROTHER SPEEDER LET'S REHEARSE ALL TOGETHER GOOD MORNING, NURSE BurmaShave CAUTIOUS RIDER TO HER RECKLESS DEAR LET'S HAVE LESS BULL AND A LITTLE MORE STEER BurmaShave SPEED WAS HIGH WEATHER WAS NOT TIRES WERE THIN X MARKS THE SPOT BurmaShave THEMIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL FOR BEER LED TO A WARMER HEMISPHERE BurmaShave AROUND THE CURVE LICKETY-SPLIT BEAUTIFUL CAR WASN'T IT? BurmaShave NO MATTER THE PRICE NO MATTER HOW NEW THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE IN THE CAR IS YOU BurmaShave A GUY WHO DRIVES A CAR WIDE OPEN IS NOT THINKIN' HE'S JUST HOPIN' BurmaShave AT INTERSECTIONS LOOK EACH WAY A HARP SOUNDS NICE BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY BurmaShave BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL EYES ON THE ROAD THAT'S THE SKILLFUL DRIVER'S CODE BurmaShave THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING DEPENDS ON YOU TO DO HIS THINKING BurmaShave and my personal favorite: CAR IN DITCH DRIVER IN TREE THE MOON WAS FULL AND SO WAS HE. BurmaShave PASSING SCHOOL ZONE TAKE IT SLOW LET OUR LITTLE SHAVERS GROW [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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