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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 137876" data-attributes="member: 9922">A police officer stops a woman who appears to be in her 80's, for running a stop sign.  After getting her license, registration and insurance, he says 'This may seem unnecessary but it's standard procedure to ask if you have any weapons'.   The elderly lady pulls out a derringer.  The cop is shocked, when she says 'Hold on'; she then takes out a 357 magnum, a set of brass knuckles, a shotgun and a can of mace.   The officer asks, 'Ma'am, just what are you afraid of?'   The senior responds, 'Not a goddamn thing!'</blockquote>