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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 135061" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong>Old Wisdom</strong></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><strong></strong> After working his farm every day, an old farmer rarely had time to enjoy the large pond in the back that he had fixed up years earlier with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and benches. So one evening he decided to go down and see how things were holding up. Much to his surprise, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"> The old farmer replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I only came down to feed the alligator."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"> Moral: Old age and treachery will always triumph over youth and skill.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 135061, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][B]Old Wisdom [/B] After working his farm every day, an old farmer rarely had time to enjoy the large pond in the back that he had fixed up years earlier with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and benches. So one evening he decided to go down and see how things were holding up. Much to his surprise, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave." The old farmer replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I only came down to feed the alligator." Moral: Old age and treachery will always triumph over youth and skill.[/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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