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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Roy1961" data-source="post: 132866" data-attributes="member: 12541">Quasimodo is going on a well earned vacation, but first he has to teach his apprentice on the ancient art of bell ringing, “just push the bell forward and when it comes back towards you hit it hard with your forehead” says Quasi, so on the next hour Quasi gives him a demo and a loud “Dong” rings out, remember, make sure you hit the bell with your forehead for the loudest result, Just do this every hour and I will see you in a week and off he goes. Apprentice Quasi is a little apprehensive and doesn’t want to mess up, so as the hour approaches he pushes the bell away and then head butts it, he hears a soft dong, he missed and hit the bell with his mouth, busting four teeth and splitting his lip, so quickly he tries again, now it’s a little better but still wouldn’t be heard outside the bell tower and now he has broken his nose, so at his third attempt he puts everything he has into it and a loud “Dong” rings out, success, he hit the bell right smack in the middle of his forehead, doing a dance to celebrate he loses his footing and falls to his death from the bell tower. The police are called and ask the priest if he recognizes the body, he says “no, but his face rings a bell”</blockquote>