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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 131430" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If you are laughing, send me your smile. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If you are eating, send me a bite. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If you are drinking send me a sip. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If you are crying, send me your tears. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I love you!"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I am on the toilet. Please advise."</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 131430, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms][FONT=Arial]A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: [/FONT][FONT=Arial]"If you are[COLOR=navy] [/COLOR]sleeping, send me your dreams. [/FONT][FONT=Arial]If you are laughing, send me your smile. [/FONT][FONT=Arial]If[COLOR=navy] [/COLOR]you are eating, send me a bite. [/FONT][FONT=Arial]If you are drinking send me a sip. [/FONT][FONT=Arial]If you[COLOR=navy] [/COLOR]are crying, send me your tears. [/FONT][FONT=Arial]I love you!" The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, "I am on the toilet.[COLOR=navy] [/COLOR]Please advise."[/FONT][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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