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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 126930" data-attributes="member: 9922">A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, &quot;Halt, who goes there?&quot; &nbsp;The chauffeur, a corporal, says, &quot;General Wheeler.&quot; &nbsp;&quot;I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield.&quot; &nbsp;The general said, &quot;Drive on!&quot; &nbsp;The sentry said, &quot;Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker.&quot; &nbsp;The general repeated, &quot;I'm telling you, son, drive on!&quot; &nbsp;The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, &quot;General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 126930, member: 9922"] A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?" The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler." "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield." The general said, "Drive on!" The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker." The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!" The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?" [/QUOTE]

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