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<blockquote data-quote="nikonpup" data-source="post: 126700" data-attributes="member: 9922"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">Life for me!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">3.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">4.. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">I'm retired. Go around me.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nikonpup, post: 126700, member: 9922"] [B][FONT=comic sans ms]As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly Realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise Life for me! 1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. 3.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. 4.. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me.[/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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