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<blockquote data-quote="Horoscope Fish" data-source="post: 125444" data-attributes="member: 13090"><p><strong>Worm Goes in the Hole...</strong></p><p></p><p>A little boy and his dad are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. </p><p></p><p>"Hey, dad, betcha five bucks I can put that worm back in the hole." </p><p></p><p>Dad surveys the situation and says, "I'll bet you five dollars you <em>can't</em>."</p><p></p><p>The kid runs into the house and comes back out a minute later with a can of hair spray, grabs the worm and sprays the thing 'til it's straight and stiff as a board. He then proceeds to shove the worm back into the hole. Dad looks shocked but knows when he's been had. Reaches for his wallet and hands his son five dollars as promised. Suddenly dad gets a bright idea, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.</p><p></p><p>'Bout an hour later Dad comes swaggering back out and hands his son *twenty* dollars. The kid looks up a him and says, "But dad, you already gave me five dollars." Dad replies, "I know. That's from your mother."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Horoscope Fish, post: 125444, member: 13090"] [b]Worm Goes in the Hole...[/b] A little boy and his dad are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. "Hey, dad, betcha five bucks I can put that worm back in the hole." Dad surveys the situation and says, "I'll bet you five dollars you [I]can't[/I]." The kid runs into the house and comes back out a minute later with a can of hair spray, grabs the worm and sprays the thing 'til it's straight and stiff as a board. He then proceeds to shove the worm back into the hole. Dad looks shocked but knows when he's been had. Reaches for his wallet and hands his son five dollars as promised. Suddenly dad gets a bright idea, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. 'Bout an hour later Dad comes swaggering back out and hands his son *twenty* dollars. The kid looks up a him and says, "But dad, you already gave me five dollars." Dad replies, "I know. That's from your mother." [/QUOTE]
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