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<blockquote data-quote="Roy1961" data-source="post: 125322" data-attributes="member: 12541"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"The first is that I iron better than you." </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Maria: "Jor huzban he say so." </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Wife: "Oh yeah?" </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Maria: "Jor hozban did" </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"And did my husband say that as well?"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Maria: "No Señora...... The gardener did."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Wife: "So how much do you want Maria?"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Roy1961, post: 125322, member: 12541"] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"The first is that I iron better than you." [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Maria: "Jor huzban he say so." [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Wife: "Oh yeah?" [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Maria: "Jor hozban did" [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???"[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"And did my husband say that as well?"[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Maria: "No Señora...... The gardener did."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Wife: "So how much do you want Maria?"[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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