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<blockquote data-quote="TedG954" data-source="post: 122510" data-attributes="member: 9701"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"> Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">In a Podiatrist's office:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"Time wounds all heels."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">On a Septic Tank Truck:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">Yesterday's Meals on Wheels</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">At an Optometrist's Office:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"If you don't see what you're looking for,</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">you've come to the right place."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">On a Plumber's truck:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"We repair what your husband fixed."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">On another Plumber's truck:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"Invite us to your next blowout."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">At a Towing company:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">On an Electrician's truck:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"Let us remove your shorts."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">In a Non-smoking Area:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">On a oMaternity Room door:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"Push. Push. Push."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">At a Car Dealership:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">Outside a Muffler Shop:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">In a Veterinarian's waiting room:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">At the Electric Company</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">However, if you don't, you will be."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">In a Restaurant window:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"Don't stand there and be hungry;</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">come on in and get fed up."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">In the front yard of a Funeral Home:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"Drive carefully. We'll wait."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">At a Propane Filling Station:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"Thank heaven for little grills."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"Best place in town to take a leak."</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">**************************</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">And the best one for last............</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:</p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p> </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><p style="margin-left: 20px">"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."=</p> </p> </p> </p> </p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TedG954, post: 122510, member: 9701"] [INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT] Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]In a Podiatrist's office: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"Time wounds all heels." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]On a Septic Tank Truck: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]Yesterday's Meals on Wheels [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]At an Optometrist's Office: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"If you don't see what you're looking for, [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]you've come to the right place." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]On a Plumber's truck: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"We repair what your husband fixed." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]On another Plumber's truck: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"Invite us to your next blowout." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]At a Towing company: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]On an Electrician's truck: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"Let us remove your shorts." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]In a Non-smoking Area: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]On a oMaternity Room door: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"Push. Push. Push." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]At a Car Dealership: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]Outside a Muffler Shop: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]In a Veterinarian's waiting room: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]At the Electric Company [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]However, if you don't, you will be." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]In a Restaurant window: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"Don't stand there and be hungry; [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]come on in and get fed up." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]In the front yard of a Funeral Home: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"Drive carefully. We'll wait." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]At a Propane Filling Station: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"Thank heaven for little grills." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"Best place in town to take a leak." [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]************************** [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]And the best one for last............ [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT][INDENT]"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."=[/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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