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<blockquote data-quote="Marcel" data-source="post: 120934" data-attributes="member: 3903"><p>A pedestrian gets hit by a truck while crossing the street. He wakes up in the hospital and looks up, sees the doctor at his side.</p><p>The doctor says well, you were lucky to get out of it alive, I have a bad news and a good news for you, which one do you want to hear first?</p><p></p><p>The guy says "well, let's hear the bad one first".</p><p></p><p>Doctor: " You were so badly injured that I had to amputate both your legs".</p><p></p><p>Guy: So, can I have the good news?</p><p></p><p>Doctor: "Yes, you and I share the same size shoes. And I'd be more than happy to buy your alligator shoes!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Marcel, post: 120934, member: 3903"] A pedestrian gets hit by a truck while crossing the street. He wakes up in the hospital and looks up, sees the doctor at his side. The doctor says well, you were lucky to get out of it alive, I have a bad news and a good news for you, which one do you want to hear first? The guy says "well, let's hear the bad one first". Doctor: " You were so badly injured that I had to amputate both your legs". Guy: So, can I have the good news? Doctor: "Yes, you and I share the same size shoes. And I'd be more than happy to buy your alligator shoes!" [/QUOTE]
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