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The Pope was in town and the bishop and a priest took him to their favorite fishing spot. The 3 got in a small boat and rowed it to the middle of the lake. Right after dropping the anchor the priest cries out "Dear God, I left my tackle box behind!" He lept out of the boat, dashed across the water, jumped up to the pier, retrieves his tackle box, jumps back on the water, does a pirouette, strolls back across the lake and steps in the boat.
The bishop then exclaims "Sweet Jesus, how did I forget my fishing pole?" He then leaps from the boat, dashes across the water to the pier, grabs the forgotten fishing pole, jumps down to the water again, does a brief Micheal Jackson moonwalk, then jogs over the water back to the boat and steps in.
The Pope had been watching this all in shock. He thinks to himself "I'm the Pope, of course I should be able to walk to that pier!" He stood up, declared his faith in God will protect him, and jumped out of the boat. He immediately sinks in the water and begins thrashing his arms and screaming for help.
The priest looks to the bishop as they try to grab the Pope and pull him back and says "Do you suppose we should have told him where all the rocks are?"
The bishop then exclaims "Sweet Jesus, how did I forget my fishing pole?" He then leaps from the boat, dashes across the water to the pier, grabs the forgotten fishing pole, jumps down to the water again, does a brief Micheal Jackson moonwalk, then jogs over the water back to the boat and steps in.
The Pope had been watching this all in shock. He thinks to himself "I'm the Pope, of course I should be able to walk to that pier!" He stood up, declared his faith in God will protect him, and jumped out of the boat. He immediately sinks in the water and begins thrashing his arms and screaming for help.
The priest looks to the bishop as they try to grab the Pope and pull him back and says "Do you suppose we should have told him where all the rocks are?"