Dang Autocorrect!

STM

Senior Member
Joe's conscience finally gets the best of him. He texts his nextdoor Neighbor "Bill, I can no longer remain silent, I have been tapping your wife for the last year, I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me!"

Bill is utterly devastated. He goes into the bedroom, grabs his .45 and without saying a word, goes into the living room and shoots his wife dead.

A couple of minutes later, Bill gets another text from Joe. "Man I am so sorry, I meant to say I have been tapping your wi-fi for the last year, dang autocorrect!!!'
 
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