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<blockquote data-quote="Eye-level" data-source="post: 79106" data-attributes="member: 6548">There is this one from Amazon.com&quot;Honestly, this camera saved my marriage. My wife was about to divorce me because my camera was too cheap, and the megapixel count wasn't high enough. I spent sleepless hours contemplating my dslr selection, and she would go to other men for camera advice. Finally, I decided to sell my children and buy this camera, and real talk, it changed everything. My wife was out with some guy, who was using a Canon T1i (LOL). I showed up and was like, &quot;hey, check this out,&quot; she was like, &quot;whatever Jim, go home.&quot; I pulled out this bad-boy, and she nearly orgasmed on the spot.Yeah, it has 24 megapixels. Yeah, it has great ISO for low-light. Yeah, it has an auto-focus system that can take pictures of our rambunctious cat. What do you wanna do about it? This punk with his punk-ass T1i was basically shivering in fear as my full-frame sensor swung majestically across my neck. I could see the light in my wife's eyes burn with a white-hot passion that I haven't witnessed for years.Needless to say, she kicked that chump in the balls and we are happily taking high res nudes together in my bathroom again. Thanks Nikon.Only giving it 4 out of 5 stars because they forgot the in-camera HDR.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Eye-level, post: 79106, member: 6548"] There is this one from Amazon.com [FONT=verdana]"Honestly, this camera saved my marriage. My wife was about to divorce me because my camera was too cheap, and the megapixel count wasn't high enough. I spent sleepless hours contemplating my dslr selection, and she would go to other men for camera advice. Finally, I decided to sell my children and buy this camera, and real talk, it changed everything. My wife was out with some guy, who was using a Canon T1i (LOL). I showed up and was like, "hey, check this out," she was like, "whatever Jim, go home." I pulled out this bad-boy, and she nearly orgasmed on the spot.[/FONT] [FONT=verdana]Yeah, it has 24 megapixels. Yeah, it has great ISO for low-light. Yeah, it has an auto-focus system that can take pictures of our rambunctious cat. What do you wanna do about it? This punk with his punk-ass T1i was basically shivering in fear as my full-frame sensor swung majestically across my neck. I could see the light in my wife's eyes burn with a white-hot passion that I haven't witnessed for years.[/FONT] [FONT=verdana]Needless to say, she kicked that chump in the balls and we are happily taking high res nudes together in my bathroom again. Thanks Nikon.[/FONT] [FONT=verdana]Only giving it 4 out of 5 stars because they forgot the in-camera HDR."[/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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