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Crazy, wacky and just plain dumb late/no-show excuces.
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<blockquote data-quote="SteveL54" data-source="post: 270057" data-attributes="member: 17080"><p>I've been a machine shop Supervisor for more years that I care to say. Needless to say, I've heard them all. One in particular stands out.</p><p></p><p>Mark always had a problem showing up on time, usually 2 - 3 minutes late. This one morning he came in 3 hours late.</p><p></p><p>Me: Ok Mark, what happened this time?</p><p></p><p>Mark: Well, I was driving into work. I was even a bit early, when I ran over a nail and got a flat tire. My spare was also flat. Luckily, a car with 3 women stopped to help me. I sat in the back with 2 of them for a ride to work. One of them pulled out a knife, and threatened to slit my throat if I didn't have sex with them.</p><p></p><p>Me: Holy Smokes! What did you do?</p><p></p><p>Mark: (Lifts head up) You don't see any cuts on my neck, do you?</p><p></p><p>Me:.............</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SteveL54, post: 270057, member: 17080"] I've been a machine shop Supervisor for more years that I care to say. Needless to say, I've heard them all. One in particular stands out. Mark always had a problem showing up on time, usually 2 - 3 minutes late. This one morning he came in 3 hours late. Me: Ok Mark, what happened this time? Mark: Well, I was driving into work. I was even a bit early, when I ran over a nail and got a flat tire. My spare was also flat. Luckily, a car with 3 women stopped to help me. I sat in the back with 2 of them for a ride to work. One of them pulled out a knife, and threatened to slit my throat if I didn't have sex with them. Me: Holy Smokes! What did you do? Mark: (Lifts head up) You don't see any cuts on my neck, do you? Me:............. [/QUOTE]
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