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<blockquote data-quote="snaphappy" data-source="post: 115831" data-attributes="member: 12198"><p>Read this tonight and had a great laugh so thought I'd share</p><p>LOL FYI I totally measure distance in hours, know how to use my jumper cables (3 in my van LOL), and my kids ALWAYS have snow suits under their halloween costumes haha we were dodging not only vehicles but snowmobiles on the roads this past Halloween <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> Oh also have security lights on the house and barn....</p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151344444004312&set=a.10150298799664312.355917.101377804311&type=1&ref=nf" target="_blank"><img src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/65166_10151344444004312_164063463_n.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians; </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">during a recent appearance at Ceasers in Windsor : </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">You may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada .. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">You may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">You may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If you install security lights on your house and garage, </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">You may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">and road construction, You may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">You may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada . </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray">your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #999999"></span></p><p><span style="color: #999999"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="snaphappy, post: 115831, member: 12198"] Read this tonight and had a great laugh so thought I'd share LOL FYI I totally measure distance in hours, know how to use my jumper cables (3 in my van LOL), and my kids ALWAYS have snow suits under their halloween costumes haha we were dodging not only vehicles but snowmobiles on the roads this past Halloween :) Oh also have security lights on the house and barn.... [LEFT][COLOR=#333333][FONT=lucida grande][URL="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151344444004312&set=a.10150298799664312.355917.101377804311&type=1&ref=nf"][IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/65166_10151344444004312_164063463_n.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [COLOR=gray]Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians; during a recent appearance at Ceasers in Windsor : If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada . If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada .. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada . If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada . If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada . If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada . If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada . If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada . If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada . If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada . If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada . If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada . If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada . If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada . If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada . If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada . If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada . If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be. [/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT] [COLOR=#999999] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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