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nikonpup

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Bear Dale

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[FONT=&quot]Kind of a cool way to take a casket to the cemetery[/FONT][FONT=&quot].[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]A funeral procession pulled in[/FONT][FONT=&quot]to C[/FONT][FONT=&quot]emetery. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Several car loads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]A passer-by remarked,[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]"That [/FONT][FONT=&quot]guy must[/FONT][FONT=&quot] have been a[/FONT][FONT=&quot]n[/FONT][FONT=&quot] avid fisherman." [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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"Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]"As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife."



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mikew_RIP

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Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra."
"My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone Road."
"My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre."
"Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, " Mrs O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..
"Property?”, his wife replies. He had a f*****g window cleaning round."
 
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